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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 13, 2008 6:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Thought for the day

If its true that gentlemen prefer blondes then let's hope that lesbians prefer brunettes - otherwise we'll have to work out some kind of rota system.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Mar 13, 2008 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

Since I like the same things, I must be a lesbian.

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Mar 13, 2008 7:05am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

Hi Jack, Spitzer prefers brunettes according to reports

How funny is it that the girl's last name is Dupre?

. . . Well you know Gov you just can't figure,
first thing you know you're goin' out with a hooker
and it's no wonder your reason goes bad -
jelly roll will drive you stone mad

Judge said "Gov, this gonna cost you some time"
Eliot said "Judge, you know that crossed my mind"
Judge said "Fact it's gonna cost you your wife"
Dupree said "Judge, you know that seems to me to be about right"

Well baby, baby's gonna lose her sweet man
Eliot come out with a losing hand
Baby's gonna weep it up for awhile
then go on out and find another sweet man's
gonna treat her with style

Judge said "Gov, I know your baby well
but that's a secret I can't never tell"
Eliot said "Judge, well it's well understood,
and you got to admit that that sweet, sweet jelly's so good"

Well you know gov you just can't figure,
first thing you know you're goin' out with a hooker
and it's no wonder your reason goes bad,
jelly roll will drive you stone mad


This post was modified by jglynn1.2 on 2008-03-13 13:49:09

This post was modified by jglynn1.2 on 2008-03-13 14:05:57

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Poster: patourkid Date: Mar 13, 2008 8:03am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

LOLOLOL!!!!! outstanding!!!

I never understood why powerful people pay for it, if some peon like me doesn't have any trouble, why in the hell would someone with money and power?!?!?!?!?

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Mar 13, 2008 10:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

" I never understood why powerful people pay for it"

according to Charlie Sheen, you don't pay for the sex you pay them to leave.

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Mar 13, 2008 10:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

i don't understand why prostitution is illegal. a woman is selling herself, providing a service that's obviously always in demand, and getting paid for it. i say legalize it. take the taxes from it and use it for something good.

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Poster: L.A. Women Date: Mar 13, 2008 11:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

It is the world oldest profession right ? Get this In VA a woman can legally wear a smaller, more revealing bathing suit on the beach than she can wear onstage in a so-called strip club. Have you ever heard anything so completely absurd? Yes? Well, try this: "Strippers" aren't allowed to "strip" in Va. Beach. They must enter the stage and remove their cover-up/robe without performing a "strip-tease." If a girl peels off a glove in a provocative manner, she could be arrested for lewd behavior.

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Poster: Edsel Date: Mar 13, 2008 11:13am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

what taxes ? you really think someone is going to report the incum...I mean income.

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Mar 13, 2008 11:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

makes you wonder what the outcome would be

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 13, 2008 11:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

Well, the same transaction by a D.C. politician would fall under Captial Income. Maybe that's why Bush has been trying to get rid of that tax.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 13, 2008 7:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

$4300 for TWO hrs?!? That must have been some girl...

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Poster: craven714 Date: Mar 13, 2008 10:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

http://www.managersrealm.com/2008/03/eliot_spitzers_prostitute_iden.html

I dunno Mr. Tell, you Tell me........
looks pretty good......

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 13, 2008 10:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

You're right...okay everyone, lets get those funds together than we were going to use for a field trip to SDH's and spend it the right way...

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 13, 2008 11:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Thought for the day

Do you think my bunker is some attempt to bring about Dr. Strangelove's vision of an abandoned mine shaft that will be used in the event of a nuclear exchange to house select people, where the ratio of women with the proper physical attributes will outnumber the males 10 to one? Maybe it is, maybe it isn't...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD7_7SXsHU8&feature=related

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2008-03-13 18:21:52

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 13, 2008 12:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Major Bat Guano rides again...

Here we go again...

If you can get Dupre to the compound, vasectomy or not, I promise to father a number of children..."You just start your countdown, and I'll be back before you can say "Blast off!""

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 13, 2008 12:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Major Bat Guano rides again...

Nicely brought full circle.


10 Bonus points to you

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